Category: Elder Folk
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lol leo. although this is supposed to be satirical, it's so true. thanks for the laugh.
Thanks Chelsie. And before a teenager gets their nose out of joint, I was poking at my own generation as well: we're the ones in the middle, and more often than not can fuck things up for the seniors and the kiddos at the same time.
This is hilarious!! It reminds me of the other day. I was teaching my grandma a bunch of abreviations like that. She can text, but really dislikes it and considers it a waste of time, primarily. I got a new phone recently and it has been a learning curve for me. I sent her a text saying I'd figured out how to text her finally, so she should text me back. It really hadn't sunk in for me that she might remember any of the abreviations I had rattled off to her until I read the text she'd sent back to me. It said simply, "Sweet!! finally!! lol." I about died and called to congradulate her on her use of laugh out loud.
Take Care,
Dawnielle
leo, you are too damn funny! now about
:in the middle" yes we are the middle gen but thigs was already fucked up! hahaha thank you boomers!
Oh this is so you Leo lol! so funny and true though!
Love it!!!